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Thank God Microsoft does not make autos! Picture this: You just bought your new Microsoft sportscar. You place the key in the ignition...on the dashboard computer screen a contract comes up which is so tiny you can not read it, so you ignore it ( Last line of contract: by turning on ignition, you accept this contract). you turn on the ignition. A sentence in bold letters zips across the dash board screen; GOTCHA! You drive down the road. A message comes up: Your transmission is overheating: Do you want to send Microsoft a message so they can fix it with the next version. Within five minutes 8 more similar messages pop up, water heater, engine, fan , etc. All saying they don't work, but if you send a message to Microsoft they will fix them in the next version, or the service pack will come out in six months. After spending 4,000 dollars, missing work and huge amounts of waisted time, your Microsoft Sportscar finally is ready for operation. You get in, and start driving. You want to make a left turn, you put your left blinker on. A message comes up on the dashboard screen (from now on called the DBS), stating, someone is using your turn signal. I KNOW, I Am trying to make a left turn. New message on the DBS: are you sure you want to make a left turn? Yes!!!! Sorry, you do not have administrative privileges! Now that you can not make a left turn, your new Microsoft Lemon is heading for a tree. YOU HIT THE BREAKS! A message on the DBS comes up, Someone is trying to use your brakes. CRASH - posted 9:50am

Name: Dan Keenan 
Location: My Journal
Posted: 2010-07-19 09:56:25


Thank God Microsoft does not make autos! Picture this: You just bought your new Microsoft sportscar. You place the key in the ignition...on the dashboard computer screen a contract comes up which is so tiny you can not read it, so you ignore it ( Last line of contract: by turning on ignition, you accept this contract). you turn on the ignition. A sentence in bold letters zips across the dash board screen; GOTCHA! You drive down the road. A message comes up: Your transmission is overheating: Do you want to send Microsoft a message so they can fix it with the next version. Within five minutes 8 more similar messages pop up, water heater, engine, fan , etc. All saying they don't work, but if you send a message to Microsoft they will fix them in the next version, or the service pack will come out in six months. After spending 4,000 dollars, missing work and huge amounts of waisted time, your Microsoft Sportscar finally is ready for operation. You get in, and start driving. You want to make a left turn, you put your left blinker on. A message comes up on the dashboard screen (from now on called the DBS), stating, someone is using your turn signal. I KNOW, I Am trying to make a left turn. New message on the DBS: are you sure you want to make a left turn? Yes!!!! Sorry, you do not have administrative privileges! Now that you can not make a left turn, your new Microsoft Lemon is heading for a tree. YOU HIT THE BREAKS! A message on the DBS comes up, Someone is trying to use your brakes. CRASH

Name: Dan Keenan 
Location: My Journal Microsoft Motors
Posted: 2010-07-19 09:50:40


It was a ton of fun. Dan Petitte, John Abiuso, Tarin Thomas, Chelsea Cossaboon, Madison Brown, Dylan Deola, and Kyle Farley came. We had food, music, and games, even though all anyone did was throw a football around. My father was our "chef". My mother got home shortly after the first person arrived. We were just goofing off, putting ice over fire and burning it, sneaking up on Dan and pouring soda on him, etc. I also scared everyone by pretending to shake a soda can and everyone backed away. Tarin wanted to kill me when she found out I faked it. Dan kept saying that he had abs the entire time, he was driving us crazy. We said his brace was an artificial ab maker, and that pissed him off. Apparently he injured his back in baseball. John and Dan stayed after the party to hang out. John left and Dan was the only one left. He left half an hour later.

Name: Chris Leone 
Location: Backyard BBQ
Posted: 2010-07-18 01:07:40


I's home temprarly. RnR needed from camp.

Name: Casady Haines 
Location: SQUEE!
Posted: 2010-07-17 20:44:38


been a pretty good week really. we've been in the pool almost everday this week which is awesome!!! It's really fun and not to mention great exercise. I've got plenty of sun, that's for sure. Dean and I decided to go skinny-dipping one night......something new :D Hey, we don't get much time alone, we had to take advantage of it. Goose and I was gonna go swimming but the it's getting kinda gross in there so poured some sanitizer or whatever in there. Hopefully it'll be better by tomorrow. This is gonna be my busy ass week coming up. Monday, I got to the dentist, another tooth pulled and some other work. Tuesday, more physical therapy. Wednesday I go back and see the specialist. Thursday, inservice after work. And Friday, another physical therapy appt. All amongst working. I need a another vacation, lol!! But with no appointments this time!! I used to complain of having nothing to do, but this is getting ridiculous!

Name: Denise Bowers 
Location: sitting on my ass
Posted: 2010-07-17 00:12:21


Hi journal! Im at home and just done doing workout and sauna and making myself soo tired so that i can sleep. It's been hard for me to sleep this past few days cause i keep on thinking of one person. I really want to be with him but im not sure if he feels the same way. Im taking him seriously. Even my friends keep on telling me that im crazy.. i never think or even listen to what they are trying to tell me. All that is important is i know in my heart that i love him and i will always.. I really hope that ill never be hurt by someone i love. Im so sick and tired of crying and even pretending that im happy when im not, I used to be like that for 5 years and now im really happy that i dont want to let go of this feeling ever again. Time for me to sleep. Goodnight.

Name: Reikon Kizu 
Location: home ( Bacoor, Cavite)
Posted: 2010-07-16 05:58:00

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